My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. Im reading my immortal, and it might be the worst thing i. Tara gilesbie, aka xxxbloodyrists666xxx, is the infamous creator of my immortal and its primary author. Tara gilesbie is the legendary author of my immortal, although the first fifteen chapters were edited by raven. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that its real, insisting that tara was only trolling and that the story is really a parody.
For over two hundred years, damien du bourg has held up his end of. My immortal is a very loose harry potter fanfiction story about ebony or enoby darkness dementia raven way, a gothic teenage vampire girl who attends hogwarts school. Rose christo has been revealed as the author of the legendary harry potter fanfic my immortal, saying she wrote the book as a teen. Feb 12, 2011 a couple of years ago, i recorded a dramatic reading of the most famously bad fan fiction i have ever read, mostly for the entertainment of myself and a few friends. Then he put his thingie into my youknowwhat and we did it for the first time. Hi my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way and i have long. This story just means so much to me, and i had to share this milestone with you all. For the brave souls that decide to read this fanfic. Oct 09, 2017 the my immortal memoir has been canceled, and the mystery of the notorious fanfic deepens. Author of my immortal fic finally revealed geek ireland.
Browse the best of our my immortal the worst fanfiction ever image gallery and vote for your favorite. It was released by windup records on december 8, 2003, as the third single from the album. Sep 06, 2017 my immortal is probably the best known fanfiction fanfic work of the 21st century. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. Nov 22, 2016 my immortal is celebrating its 10th anniversary and, with it, a milestone in fandom history and fanfiction. Harry potter is arguably the most fertile fandom for fanfic writing and its stories range from the magical to the bizarre to absolutely wrong. The my immortal drinking game colorcoded for your convenience how to play the home game 1 have one person preparing a tall drink for everyone while a second person explains the rules. An alternative version appears on the bands fourth studio album synthesis 2017. Draco is soo in luv wif her dat he is acting defrent. Selfinsertion fanfiction as literary critique scholarship. For the brave souls that decide to read this fanfic, heres a drinking game to help make it bearable, or perhaps fun.
Known for its incomprehensible narrative and constant digressions, the story centers on a noncanonical female vampire character named ebony darkness dementia raven way and her relationships with the characters of the harry potter series, particularly her romantic relationship with. The only way i will be able to age again is if my soulmate kisses me and the chances of that are very little. It is a harry potter fanfiction that was originally posted to fanfiction. What the my immortal reveal means for the fanfiction community. Giving us new words like virility instead of virginity, mastacate instead of masturbate, and excretion instead of discretion. Jun 06, 2007 my immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. Little information is known about tara aside from what she mentioned in her authors notes. Author behind infamous harry potter fanfic my immortal.
We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. My immortal fanfic pdf download ebook my immortal fanfic pdf in pdf kindle epub format also available for any devices anywhere. Jul 24, 2017 im immortal because of my stupid brother. Im reading my immortal, and it might be the worst thing i have ever read in my entire life. Take a shot every time a word is mispeled allow the people at your funeral to share each drink following your untimely demise. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant mcr tshirt which i used for pajamas. Based very loosely in the harry potter universe and featuring the blatant marysue protagonist ebony or often times enoby darkness dementia raven way, it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly. Its still under debate whether or not tara was genuine or actually trolling the fandom with her erroneous story, my immortal. I just updated my very first fanfic last week, and i hit 20k words. Related book to my immortal fanfic pdf immortal remains immortal remains is wrote by stephen e. The true authorship is uncertain, but my immortal was originally posted to fanfiction. Then its time for mark to start reading my immortal.
Special fangz get it, coz im goffik 2 my gf ew not in that way raven. It is a harry potter fanfiction that was originally posted to between 2006 and 2007. Its very different from the badlywritten fanfic that. This is a collaborative website dedicated to the greatest sarcasm if you cant tell fanfiction ever written, tara gilesbies magnum opus, my immortal. Regardless of the authors intent, my immortal remains one of the most cringeworthy. Based on the most infamous harry potter fanfic ever written. I saw it mentioned in the worst character name thread and hadnt heard of it.
The fanfic centred around the character ebony darkness dementia raven way, a 7 th year hogwarts student who had a. The author, tara, probably wasnt a lesbian cree teen in foster care, and nothing is real. The characters progression and depth throughout the story is deep and meaningful, as they really come to life sometimes. The words also seem to just spring out as i can still even hear snap echoing around my head. While it is ostensibly a harry potter fanfiction, my immortal bears strikingly little resemblance to the harry potter universe created by j. Author behind infamous my immortal fanfic possibly. Author behind infamous my immortal fanfic possibly resurfaces.
As stated, tara gilesbie wrote my immortal under the profile name xxxbloodyrists666xxx on. In fanfiction, an alternate universe happens when the author changes canonical elements of the story and focuses on how tweaking. For my immortal to be the most famousmemetic potter fic is no small feat. Home about read codex statistics download conclusions. Read to see how charlotte changes through all the years she lives and find out. My immortal is a song by american rock band evanescence from their debut studio album, fallen 2003. A two season web series featuring hogwartss greatest goff. I sed stup flaming ok ebonys name is enoby nut mary su ok. Turbo punz, up to chapter 3, sips of water, i was following the pdf highlights, and only had the. This is a good thing to share with friends and family and should be read with other people as it can really enhance the experience. The notorious harry potter fanfic my immortal was written by a girl known only as tara. Based very loosely in the harry potter universe and featuring the blatant marysue protagonist ebony or often times enoby, it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. For those of you who do not know what my immortal is, it is in short and most accurately completely retarded. Those below have been edited from the main drinking game page.
Net sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by. My immortal is a harry potterbased fan fiction serially published on between. Handbook for mortals provided one of the juiciest internet dramas of 2017, and the latest update ties into a decadesold mystery. Love blossoms between enoby and darco while da bark lurd voldemort plans his evil scheme. As soon as you complete your order, you will be sent an automatic email with a link to download your sheet music files. A couple of years ago, i recorded a dramatic reading of the most famously bad fan fiction i have ever read, mostly for the entertainment of myself and a few friends. I suppose before i dive head first into this nonsense, i should talk a little bit about fanfiction. For those of you who do not know what my immortal is, it is in short and most accurately completely stupid. My immortal is a harry potterbased fan fiction serially published on between 2006 and 2007. The infamous harry potter fanfiction my immortal dubbed worst fan fiction ever. Mangos after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you cant have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz.
As soon as you complete your order, you will be sent an automatic email with a link to download your sheet music fil. That version featured amy lees vocals accompanied by a piano, and slightly different lyrics. My immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. Originally written and posted to in 20062007, my immortal is the epic tale of ebony enoby. The plot of my immortal has an astounding number of problems, the least of these being that normal, muggle bands are allowed to have frequent concerts in an allwizard village, that the story doesnt attempt to follow any laws of physics, or that multiple passages in the story are repeated verbatim.
The first recording of my immortal was made for the bands selftitled ep in 1998. For the brave souls that decide to read this fanfic, heres a drinking game to help make it. My immortal is a very loose harry potter fanfiction story about ebony or enoby darkness dementia raven way, a gothic teenage vampire girl. My immortal is a harry potterinspired fanfiction that is centered around ebony enoby darkness dementia raven way, a 17yearold vampire who attends the. Originally written and posted to in 20062007, my immortal is the epic tale of ebony enoby darkness dementia raven way, a 17year old vampire attending hogwarts school in england. My immortal is celebrating its 10th anniversary and, with it, a milestone in fandom history and fanfiction. Sep 07, 2017 handbook for mortals provided one of the juiciest internet dramas of 2017, and the latest update ties into a decadesold mystery. In the late 18th century, a spoiled, selfish plantation owner struck an unholy bargain with a fallen angel.
The my immortal drinking game colorcoded for your convenience. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle i had. I recently read my immortal, just out of morbidity, ive heard the major consensus on the read is its the worst fanfiction in fanfiction history. Is my immortal by tara gilesbie a clever satire or an. Sep 15, 2017 her name is rose christo, and her upcoming memoir will reveal the truth about what my immortal was all about among many other things. Sep, 2017 the notorious harry potter fanfic my immortal was written by a girl known only as tara. Instead, i put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. Hi my name is ebony darkness dementia raven way and i have long ebony black hair thats how i got my name with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my midback and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me i look like amy lee an. Shes just revealed herself as writer rose christo and the mystery just got stranger. The my immortal memoir has been canceled, and the mystery of the notorious fanfic deepens. Like any suethor, she shares many of the same traits of the primary protagonist of her story, ebony also known as enoby, ebomby or enony, but excluding the vampirism and magical powers. It ran for 44 chapters plus one that was posted when someone hacked taras account before tara ine. Subscribe to us for updates, behind the scenes footage and more. Regarded as the worst fanfiction in the history of all fan fiction, my immortal is highly entertaining.
Because apparently the author didnt realize that crack is coke. The first 15 chapters were edited by raven, aka bloodytearz666. So i decided to give it a look, i was skeptical at first, sure, maybe its bad, but the worst e. Her name is rose christo, and her upcoming memoir will reveal the truth about what my immortal was all about among many other things. My immortal is probably the best known fanfiction fanfic work of the 21st century.